December 2011
When your mom is yelling at you through the phone. →
Remember having Flip Phone Swag? →
When someone hot walks past →
and you and your friends are like:
HENRY NGUYEN →
Girl: I’m having heart surgery today. Boy: I know. Girl: I love you! Boy: I love you more, much more!
After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.
Girl: Where is he? Father: You don’t know who gave you the heart? Girl: What? (She starts crying) Father: I’m just kidding, he went to the toilet.
